Who Cut My Cheese? book cover — An Illustrated Workplace Parable by Garrett P. Goldwaite

Who Cut My Cheese?

An Illustrated Workplace Parable — by Garrett P. Goldwaite

"Before you decide who caused the mess, look under the rack."

The Story

Closing Bell Pizza has survived broken equipment, no‑show drivers, impossible rushes, and customers who order just before close. But when the cheese starts disappearing and a suspicious odor keeps returning, the crew develops four confident explanations — none of them complete.

Mara tightens control. Nico improvises. Doreen trusts what fourteen years of experience tells her. Mina tries to keep everyone working together. As the Friday rush deteriorates, each person's greatest strength begins making the shared problem worse.

Who Cut My Cheese? is a short, illustrated workplace parable about change, blame, measurement, tacit knowledge, leadership, and the difference between finding a culprit and understanding what actually happened.

The Four Responses to Disruption

When conditions change, people often protect something valuable: control, momentum, accumulated knowledge, belonging. Each instinct can help. Each can also become a liability when it operates alone.

CharacterInstinctStrengthRisk Under Pressure
MaraMeasureStandards, visibility, follow‑through.Treating variance as proof of disobedience before testing the system.
NicoActSpeed, improvisation, practical action.Solving the immediate problem privately and borrowing consequences from tomorrow.
DoreenNoticePattern memory, tacit knowledge, product judgment.Using experience as veto rather than evidence others can examine.
MinaIntegratePerspective, translation, shared awareness.Mistaking understanding everyone for leading anyone.

No response is the correct personality. The useful move is to make each strength available to the others.

Facilitator Guide

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Free Discussion & Leadership Guide

A companion for readers, teams, and leaders — pulled straight from the book's own back matter: the Four Responses framework, six discussion questions, a fact‑vs‑interpretation worksheet, and twelve questions built for a leadership table.

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Look Under the Rack — a Free 10-Part Course

Not a course with assignments — ten short emails, a few minutes each, sequenced through the book's own scenes from the opening shift to the closing bell. Each issue is one moment, one theme, and a thought to carry with you until the next one arrives.

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About the Author

Garrett P. Goldwaite writes about work, decision‑making, systems, and the human side of change. His background spans operations, technology, customer service, and analytics, with a particular interest in how capable people make decisions when information is incomplete and pressure is real.

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Bonus Cards — For Readers Only

Four more cards, held back for people who've actually read the book. Enter the word Doreen writes under INTENSITY in the Air Quality Incident Log (Chapter 2) to unlock them.

Not real security. Just a reason to have finished Chapter 2 first.